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Jon and Kate Plus 8 Billion

Posted by stupidfuture on May 31, 2009

Jon and Kate Plus 8 Billion

Well, if you had to pick one mother for the whole human race, who better than TV’s Kate Gosselin, who’s managing to deal with eight kids of her own (in your face Carol Brady…)?  What’s another 7.9999999999 billion or so?  Send her back in time to the right moment, and boom.  There you go.  It just could happen.  Well, it’d be better than that Cylon Hera kid from Battlestar Galactica.  Wouldn’t it be cool if you could watch mitochondrial “Kate” Eve on TV?  You could be mystified by her self-reliance, restraint, and odd patterns of semi-autonomous asymmetrical hair.  Now that’s science fiction….

One Response to “Jon and Kate Plus 8 Billion”

  1. Whoa… **Sci-Fi (or is it Syfy?) Channel original movie alert** : Kate Gosselin versus the Octo-Mom (that woman who had like 14 kids thru invitro) for rights to sire the human race. Asymmetrical hair against puffed-up Angelina Jolie-wannabe lips. It would be like an Alien vs. Predator rip-off (as pretty much most Syfy channel movies are).

    Great comic – you nailed her hair… Some have called it the “reverse mullet” – short/business in the back, party in the front.

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